Monday, February 14, 2011

How to Lose a Girl in 10 Seconds (or less)...


Communicate only through text, only after midnight, and use as many emoticons as possible in doing so..very manly...What ever happened to trying to put in a little grunt work beforehand?It usually is more effective guys. Try it, you'll be surprised...real life examples are as follows of when/what NOT to text a girl..especially someone you do not really know yet:


12:45 am. : "hi. :-)" (ehh hi? who is this my 2 yr old nephew?)


1:31 am.: "ummm hell-o (the "o" mind you is one of those gay angel faces.Sorry dude, that face doesnt reward you forgiveness for an attempted booty call..it just makes me think you're 12).


3:36 am: "are you out and about?! ;-)" a.) why are you yelling at 3 am. b.) that line translates to me as 'are you drunk enough at this point to meet up and put out?' and c.) there's a 90% chance that I'm already hungover at this point and sleeping..fk off.


2:34 am "BOOOM! Here comes my d--k! 8----D" (haha i got that from a movie but added my own emoticon. you're welcome.)





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