Communicate only through text, only after midnight, and use as many emoticons as possible in doing so..very manly...What ever happened to trying to put in a little grunt work beforehand?It usually is more effective guys. Try it, you'll be surprised...real life examples are as follows of when/what NOT to text a girl..especially someone you do not really know yet:
12:45 am. : "hi. :-)" (ehh hi? who is this my 2 yr old nephew?)
1:31 am.: "ummm hell-o (the "o" mind you is one of those gay angel faces.Sorry dude, that face doesnt reward you forgiveness for an attempted booty call..it just makes me think you're 12).
3:36 am: "are you out and about?! ;-)" a.) why are you yelling at 3 am. b.) that line translates to me as 'are you drunk enough at this point to meet up and put out?' and c.) there's a 90% chance that I'm already hungover at this point and sleeping..fk off.
2:34 am "BOOOM! Here comes my d--k! 8----D" (haha i got that from a movie but added my own emoticon. you're welcome.)
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