Breakfast of er.....Champions?

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Danka pussenroggen...What??

The German made sanitary napkin dispenser in my sister in law's bathroom tonight..
and then realized the bottle of wine I brought to my bff's apt read....is that German too?! Nazi fuggin perven-kamppens....

I could understand over the Samoas..but the thin mints?!

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WHO WANTS TO BE THE PIED PIPER?!

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How to Lose a Girl in 10 Seconds (or less)...

Communicate only through text, only after midnight, and use as many emoticons as possible in doing so..very manly...What ever happened to trying to put in a little grunt work beforehand?It usually is more effective guys. Try it, you'll be surprised...real life examples are as follows of when/what NOT to text a girl..especially someone you do not really know yet:

12:45 am. : "hi. :-)" (ehh hi? who is this my 2 yr old nephew?)

1:31 am.: "ummm hell-o (the "o" mind you is one of those gay angel faces.Sorry dude, that face doesnt reward you forgiveness for an attempted booty call..it just makes me think you're 12).

3:36 am: "are you out and about?! ;-)" a.) why are you yelling at 3 am. b.) that line translates to me as 'are you drunk enough at this point to meet up and put out?' and c.) there's a 90% chance that I'm already hungover at this point and sleeping..fk off.

2:34 am "BOOOM! Here comes my d--k! 8----D" (haha i got that from a movie but added my own emoticon. you're welcome.)

You had me at Herro

"You look like my Barbie?"..........

errr....i mean my Ken...

Carey vs. Condo West

Welcome back homie...

Maybe you did....

Get a room!

Haven't you ever seen a blind dog and a cat spoonin before?

Van GO!

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Lookin Good Chuck

Ew this FBFU doesn't even deserve the logo this time.....

Alicia Harper status: Riding the teacher's bike, watching 60 people move in unison, candles lit...amazing end to a rough week. Thank you (insert instructors name)!! -Listen you TEACHER'S PET....Your week was not that rough. You don't have a job and once claimed your career choice to be "my daily spinning classes". Do yourself and your faceballs friends a favor and keep it to yourself. And all you losers who gave that gay "thumbs up" stamp to this posting...f all yall too! Happy Friday!!! :-).

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