Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I always said page 1 of my first born's baby book will be themed around a taped on broken condom....
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Monday, March 14, 2011
To Wong Foo..Thanks for Nothing...
This past weekend while dozing off on my sister's couch, I was suddenly awoken to my nephew watching this on "Yo Gabba Gabba". Looks like someone got the raw end of the Knowles (as in Beyonce) family stick. Go back to Christopher street Solange.....Momma may love baby, but baby prefers momma wit hair.
Friday, March 11, 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Danka pussenroggen...What??
The German made sanitary napkin dispenser in my sister in law's bathroom tonight..
and then realized the bottle of wine I brought to my bff's apt read....is that German too?! Nazi fuggin perven-kamppens....
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Seconds (or less)...
Communicate only through text, only after midnight, and use as many emoticons as possible in doing so..very manly...What ever happened to trying to put in a little grunt work beforehand?It usually is more effective guys. Try it, you'll be surprised...real life examples are as follows of when/what NOT to text a girl..especially someone you do not really know yet:
12:45 am. : "hi. :-)" (ehh hi? who is this my 2 yr old nephew?)
1:31 am.: "ummm hell-o (the "o" mind you is one of those gay angel faces.Sorry dude, that face doesnt reward you forgiveness for an attempted booty call..it just makes me think you're 12).
3:36 am: "are you out and about?! ;-)" a.) why are you yelling at 3 am. b.) that line translates to me as 'are you drunk enough at this point to meet up and put out?' and c.) there's a 90% chance that I'm already hungover at this point and sleeping..fk off.
2:34 am "BOOOM! Here comes my d--k! 8----D" (haha i got that from a movie but added my own emoticon. you're welcome.)
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
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