Is this real life?

During a commercial break of Sports Center, I thought maybe I was mistaken..Nope.It's real....and Mom, you really F-ed up with your stocking stuffer gifts this year..

Deck the Halls with...

Not what santa had in mind...

TROOPS GET ANTI-BLAST UNDERPANTS - bloomberg

Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doing over here?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html

Hov' and G Holla....

In this week's New York Magazine the hype about two about to be released bios of Jay-Z and the original GW is revealed along with many life parallels of the two men, one of which is my favorite: "Washington and Jay-Z each married strategically....The father of our country had at least 99 problems-bad teeth, legal disputes, unruly soldiers, hemorroids. But Martha was not one." -One major difference right there I noticed between the two gents....Sean Carter would NEVER allow publication of his roids....

You can't catch me I'm the.......

Ya got me...

Say WHAAAAAAA??!!!

http://www.thebvx.com/2010/12/01/obese-shoplifters-hid-loot-in-body-fat/

And U?

Oh Christmas Tree....